soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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(via optimusprimerealestate)

pervocracy:

Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.

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Now look at my knot.

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Now back at FSoG.  Now back at me.

This is the knot your knot could look like if you bothered to ask actual BDSM players, or hell, even their YouTube channels, before making a movie supposedly about BDSM.  I’m not a rope top and I did that one-handed.

I’m on a horse.

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The thing where they justify abuse by saying “it’s BDSM, of course it’s sick and wrong” is still a bigger problem though.

(via heartofdisney)

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

(via heartofdisney)

carryonmy-assbutt:

killedmycatatemytailor:

19-chevyimpala-67-fallen-angel:

Have you heard of pompei77

Because

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Her art

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is friggin’ amazing

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I mean

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just look…

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look at the details

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Hot damn!

THE FIRST ONE IS A DRAWING??? FOR LIKE YEARS I THOUGHT IT WAS A PHOTO?!?!?!?

my life ahs been a lie

(Source: 19-chevyimpala-67, via get-back-to-hogwarts)

iamtemporarytoday:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

i’m so fucking done with this site

(via punkmonksteven)

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

(via iamthegreatestshowonearth)

quibbs:

bigasseyesfullawonder:

quibbs:

getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion

6:00 am isn’t a place at all

thats because it is an emotion

(via optimusprimerealestate)

willzone:

Comic-Con 2014 Exclusive: The main bad guy from ‘Pacific Rim 2’ revealed!

willzone:

Comic-Con 2014 Exclusive: The main bad guy from ‘Pacific Rim 2’ revealed!

(Source: catgifsoup, via iamthegreatestshowonearth)

tuxedoandex:

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness


This is probably the deepest thing I have ever heard, and from a VENDING MACHINE

tuxedoandex:

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

This is probably the deepest thing I have ever heard, and from a VENDING MACHINE

(via leftnipple)