parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

ursulatheseabitchh:

acting cool but checking out the booty like

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slutdust:

One time my brother got really drunk in the city, passed out onto his burger in Burger King, a stranger took a picture of him and posted it on a local Facebook group.

slutdust:

One time my brother got really drunk in the city, passed out onto his burger in Burger King, a stranger took a picture of him and posted it on a local Facebook group.

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gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?


I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots, via gnarlyandthechocolatefactory)

socklessfuck:

When someone pisses you off and then later talks to you like nothing happened

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And then they try to be ‘funny’ and ‘silly’ when you’re still pissed off about it

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thisiswintermute:

heinekenrana:

testsubjectb:

justshawnstuff:

ignigeno:

garnhamghast:

Chinese knock offs are the best

Fucking lost it at Robert Cop just chillin’ with Johnny 5 and the lovechild of C-3P0 and the T-1000

"Anus"

ROBERT COP 2: THE FURNITURE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT
"I’LL BE BACK"

SUPER GUN OF HIGH QUALITY is my porn star name.

is this the merchandise line from the people who brought us back stroke of the west?

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SHIGANSHINA TRIO + NAME MEANINGS

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